Story
The story is coming.
It's long, it's a little sad, and I'm still workshopping the part where I cry. Check back soon. Or don't. I'll be here either way, staring out a rainy window.
Handmade slime for people who feel things a little too much.
Stretchy. Squishy. Emotionally unavailable.
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Each one made by hand, in small batches, with more care than I give myself. Max of 2 per item, because sharing is caring and also because I only made so many.
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Slimes are also available at jeffreyxguntly.com, along with music and merch. Same guy. Same sadness. More t-shirts.
Music
Yes, the slime guy has a song. Yes, it's emo. What did you expect.
Friends and Flames
Jeffrey X Guntly · Single · 2026
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A 30-second preview. The full heartbreak is on the platforms below.
Social
Follow along. Or don't. I'll be fine. (I won't.)
Slime
Music